reason to tweet

decided to take the week off drinking… NOT as a new year’s resolution- eff that! i’ll start and quit things whenever i like…. also- those resolutions always end up making me feel decidedly disappointed in myself- and who wants to start the year off on a bad note…. not me! nope- i’m content to eat my way through any mcdonald’s in my path,smoke and drink whiskey. smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey…. no-one smokes whiskey! that’s just nuts. anyway- so- thanks to this whole no drinking thing i’ve been waking up super early every morning. (oh and peeing non stop due to all the water i’m drinking, instead) 9:30 am is the middle of the night to me, so i’m sure you won’t be shocked when i say… this doesn’t work for me- i generally never schedule anything before 1pm and am not at all interested in daytime tv…. so what to do? what to do? i’ll tell you—— i tweet, tumble and troll the internet for things to laugh at or with and now that I have shared some treats and made sure everyone I know is aware that I’m awake early…. it’s time for a nap.

xoxo